Do you remember when Zoe Saldana was an awesome character in the first Pirates of the Carribean movie and had a whole backstory with Jack that actually sounded plausible and interesting and literally captained her OWN SHIP and then they did nothing with her?

I think about this way too often.

(via the-goddamazon)


Jet black to the center. Funny like a funeral.


Jet black to the center. Funny like a funeral.

(via throwingslutsofcliffs)



I love my skin!

Sesame Street has always been so good

this is all sorts of wonderful!

(Source: arthaemisia)

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"Do not wait until all the conditions are perfect for you to begin. Beginning makes the conditions perfect."

—  Alan Cohen (via alicedraper)

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Today is not my day.
Not feelin it.

well some idiot is gonna walk by you today smiling with their own soundtrack playing as they go. Then you’ll know who took your day. Kill them.

Omg I just spit everywhere

This was probably the best Jim prank.

(via jacksamygdala)


When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend


(Source: demonhunting-timelord-in-221b, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


Who you gonna call?

excuse me


excuse me

"What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?"

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

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